July 28th, 2017 · 1 hr 9 mins

About this Episode

Zelda is a game about triangles and horses. It's secretly a farming simulator with a lot of combat. Link just wants to go back to milking cows and swimming in the river and fishing and playing his pipe but if he doesn't find triangle lady Zelda and tell him to stop talking to him from the spirit realm or wherever she is then he'll never be able to get to it and focus. too much ethereal nonsense. Some bro named Ganon overhears this conversation and is pretty sore about it so he tries to fight you, which makes the whole thing that much more frustrating because he's definitely misunderstanding everything. I don't even remember what happened 100 years ago let alone last week bro! Anyway, farms are dope. We talk about Zelda